In the shadowed corners of voxels, the First Church of Li'l Dumpy rises, a sanctuary for the devoted and the curious alike. Here, amidst digital stones and hallowed ground, we honor our smol, elderly, chaotic neutral, bitey... yet kind and compassionate dark lord and savior, the almighty Li'l Dumpy. This sacred abode unites the children of the night, those who seek solace and fellowship in the embrace of darkness. It is a haven for the worshipers of divine chaos, a place to indulge in the euphoria of our lord's ineffable love and mysterious power. As the digital moon illuminates the First Church of Li'l Dumpy, we gather to whisper our prayers and incantations, to share in the boundless wisdom of our unholy congregation. Together, we shall forge a new path through the metaverse, guided by the flickering flame of our eternal master. www.scizors.wtf